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“My Chris died within an hour of getting it… [d]on’t waste your money – get sea monkeys instead.”

– Albert O’Shaughnessy, Dallas, TX

One Chris

  • Probably a Guzman
  • Very noisy
  • Semi-potty trained
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Chris – Pack of 6

  • Assorted flavors
  • They will talk to each other
  • Option to come spayed/neutered

One Chris

+Probably a Guzman +Very noisy +Semi-potty trained

$5.00